Interesting but I highly doubt I got one for $100 bucks.

I was told that the CIA had coopted Linux from day one. Which is easier for me
to believe given my very active political life and former experience with having
multiple copies of my os running at once under someone elses control, and the
fact that 1 in 150 employed Americans now work for some National Security agency
according to a recent PBS Special with Dana Priest of the Washington Post
800,000-1 million.

We don't know how many for sure, what they do, or how much it costs.

How can I check to see if I have one of these dual processor boards just to make
sure?